Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Muscled

I'm fatigued and drained.

I carpool to the hospital with a friend. But still, it's tiring. And I wish the astronomical petrol price would go down a bit for it's placed a rather huge financial burden on me.

Otherwise, I’m having a great time in my medicine posting. Everyone in the ward seems to have a different and unique story to relate to you. Very interesting. Sufferers of acute pancreatitis will describe to you a very characteristic pain which radiates to the back from the epigastrium. Whereas, those afflicted with acute cholecystitis (inflammation of gallbladder) will give you a somewhat different account of pain.

Obtaining the history of illness from patients is something I find very fun and enjoyable. It’s more an art than a textbook sort of thing. It feels more like socializing. Nonetheless, presenting it to a specialist, during which I sometimes stammer and fluctuate between intense anticipation and fear, is a very different thing altogether.

I happened to examine a male patient with 6 packs yesterday. A fisherman. The marble contours of his perfectly muscled chest and abdomen were so dazzling that they sent my heart thudding erratically against my chest wall. His nipples, which I had a burning desire to lick, sent flickers of electricity through my body. But of course, I was self-disciplined enough to resist the temptation. I examined his abdomen twice on the pretext of confirming my clinical findings, indulging in every second of it. In actual fact, it was unnecessary. I was just being hamsap. Very unethical of me, right?

27 comments:

  1. Selamat Hari Raya Doc-To-Be.

    Was there a mini tent in your pants? Oh course you had the rights to examine him 10 times to make more discoveries.

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  2. sounds desperate more like it, lol. anyway, when was the last time you get laid? kidding!

    on a serious note, in time you'll get used and become sleek to this scenarios and even able to hide whatsoever excitement you may harbour. so no worries there, ok.

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  3. haha.....yaya thats sounds hamsap...

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  4. Claim that you need further follow-up at home with the fisherman :) Bring your own tackle.

    And gasp. You like medical!

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  5. LOL.... Should have asked him to strip! Kidding. I stripped for my doctor though...

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  6. Don't worry, I would do the same too..except that after the abdo exam, I would then proceed to do the rectal and genital exam (which of course, I will know that the exam findings will be normal anyways)..hahaha...Good good, be more hamsap! ^^

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  7. twilight zone, what's ur name huh? no. i didn't hv an erection. haha.

    bong, couldn't help it.lol

    nase, what's your name too? how can i address u? err. it has been ages since i got laid. so long that i can believe i've never got laid.

    thomas, ya lor. how hor? so hamsap. :p

    aaron,:p

    paul, i don't think that's possible la. err. i do like medicine.i basically don't hate anything except biostatistics/epidemiology.

    alex, OMG!!! can i be ur doctor too?! yum yum

    hamsap, yer. u damn hamsap la. i didn't do PR oso. pity him ma.

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  8. We share same surnames! How about Twilight Tan? LOL

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  9. Oh my :) Check him in for another follow-up..hehe

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  10. the exact same thing happened to a friend of mine, in his medicine posting as well.

    although, my friend's more hamsap than you la, coz he wasn't even supposed to do the abdo exam in the first place.

    why oh why la, i haven't come across the same situation? i've always been able to find cute doctors, but not cute patients XD

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  11. aiyer..... be abit more professional lor... next time i would wanna think twice to let u examine me, LOL

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  12. Scare to get medical check up... later if you r the doctor that check me up... how??? :-p

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  13. Hi there, you have a nice blog and you got a lot of replies as well. Just that it wasn't what I really expected. LOL Nortrom the Silencer isn't really gay. Enchantress is! :)

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  14. twilight tan, erm...twilight? i expected something like tristan or james.haha. ok lo.r u single? :x

    cyclehelix, i'd love to.

    raeshad,so u r doing medicine too? so,u mean he had a headache n ur hamsap friend examine the abdomen including the PR exam?

    pikey, think thrice.haha.anyway, u got 6 packs meh? :p

    tz, i wouldn't harm u la. but do u hv 6 packs first? muahahaha

    QOP/ akasha,thank you lor.well, it wasn't what i really expected too. haha. erm. enchantress is gay? i tot it had pussy?

    i chose silencer coz i tot he's handsome. his beauty is second to anti-mage's.

    do tell me ur name or ur blog,if u don't mind.=)

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  15. LOL... u havent seen, u wont know yet lo, LOL

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  16. pikey,ya hor.u only showed me that THING.haha.ok lo.c ur face oso know u got 6 packs lor.

    tz, u gym de ma.guess u hv lor. why r u in uganda anyway?

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  17. enchantress says 'I'm gay!' :D

    So I'm the QoP fellow. And yeah, she's my fav hero.

    Anyway I was thinking we might've become good friends if we had crossed paths earlier.

    Peace out!

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  18. Why Uganda? Just wanna to have a different experience in different culture and environment... :-) I wanna to see the world.

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  19. silencer - you still looking for BF?...

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  20. jim: we can still be good friends now ma.

    tz:where's uganda?

    twilight:err. sort of. why? u want me ar?haha

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  21. Well then if you don't mind not-gay-but-not-homophobic friends I shall 恭敬不如从命.

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  22. Dude, Uganda is located @ East Africa... It's capital city is Kampala :-)

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  23. You asked if I'm single...(?) So you must be hunting.

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  24. I think cute patients tend to have hypospadia or scrotal edema. So i tend to examine these patients in more detail in a professional way ..

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